Doing the nasty with your BFF...

...is the new black. Not too sure why 2010 is the year that everyone got on the f**k buddies bandwagon...maybe friend sex is the new monogamy? Get your compare and contrast on here...

No Strings Attached - Natalie Portman and AshKutch


Friends with Benefits - Mila Kunis and JT


And er, Friends with Benefits (TV,NBC)


We don't hold out much hope for the TV version of this concept, thanks to all three seeming pretty similar (AND TWO HAVING THE SAME NAME!). There's no way you're not comparing Kunis and Portman after Black Swan, while Portman's doctor can be likened to the leading lady in the TV effort of Friends with Benefits. Shame that the show didn't come along a year earlier, as it's by the same menfolk who did (500) Days of Summer - one of the greatest romcoms of all time, yo. We're digging this (apparently) timely concept though so will be checking out all three no doubts....

Something to Cher...

We had no idea Cher was so lolz before spotting her in this month's Vanity Fair. We literally cannot believe we've never realised her potential as our dream dinner guest. There's so many good quotes, but this one is a bit of a belter (they really all are eyes wide amazing though):

“She was worse than Sarah Palin, if that is possible,” said Cher. “This woman was like a deer in headlights. She’s got a handle on the services of the state, and I would not let her handle the remote control."

And this bitesize quote on aging is defo one for history books.

"I think Meryl [Streep] is doing it great. The stupid bitch is doing it better than all of us!"

Yep, Meryl Streep. Stupid bitch. And we're 98% sure she meant it as a compliment.

Drool bait #2

Director, actor, producer, costumer designer, editor - just a couple of the vocational talents on French-Canadian, Xavier Dolan's CV. But we don't care about any of that. Look how pretty!

So he's gay and totally out of our league, but aren't all the best ones?

Lesbian Loving/Loving Lesbians

In case today's title didn't give it away, we love lesbians. Especially ones who make lusty disco tunes/soft, joyful pop like our current favourites MEN and Lovers. Here they are in all their double X chromosome glory.



The album's out 31st January, one thing to stick on the new year calender to soundtrack those sex-fuelled nights out to(which of course we will be having because we are in no way going home on our tod at 4am with a kebab in hand and a dodgy beer gut - that like, never happens).

And oh, how we would so give it to any of these 3 girls...



While we're on this Lesbian Love Train - we'd like to just like to finish with a nice, tidy: WE'D GO GAY FOR SHANE. SHANE SHANE SHANE. SHAAAAAAAAAAANE. SHANE.



Mmmm, Shane.

Flower Power

First off, we must apologise for being such terribly absent bloggers - we won't go into a myriad of excuses but basically, 'the dog ate our homework'. Anyway, back to business - the business of Brandon Flowers to be exact and his new song Only The Young. When we first heard, we assumed it was a B-side, a perfectly pleasant B-side but a B-side nonetheless. But OH NO dear readers, it's a fully blown single with its own Vegas showgirl dancing video and b&w treatment and EVERYTHING.

Conclusion:

1.) Brandon - still hot. Phew.

2.) There are a lot of 'effects' in this video

2a.) This might be to detract from the fact, the song is actually a bit of a bore. (sorry B)

Moody Gits are so our thing

Chapel Club bring the bittersweet hurts to the onslaught of autumn with All The Eastern Girls. Play. And repeat. Interchange with their other painfully amazing track, The Shore, for a bit of variety.

Inbetween four hot boys, three smokin' girls and a hard place

This double sided cover of FHM stopped us in our tracks yesterday and made us shell out the £3.90 to purchase a glossy we've not given a second glance since 2006, and do you even need to ask why? For clarification, it was because OH MY GOD it's the boys (and girls) from The Inbetweeners and we love them. Plus (and most importantly) Simon Bird and Joe Thomas look effing FIT.


Then we actually read it and found out that Emily Head who plays Simon's usual love interest Carly is none other than the offspring of our life idol Anthony Stewart Head. Yes, that is Giles' daughter winking at you from behind those secretary specs. Also, Hannah Tointon (sister to 'Enders Kara and former Hollyoaks T&A) is to feature as Simon's new love interest in this series.

We also realised that FHM is actually a really good magazine in this climate of freebies and picture obsessed media - exciting feature ideas, newsy pieces that actually feel like we haven't read them before and a ton of informative and witty copy. I actually LAUGHED OUT LOUD at some points. So, sorry Shortlist but this sh*ts all over you (and for £3.90 it should anyway, but it actually does so 'yay' for FHM).

Anyway, we're looking forward to tonight's episode of The Inbetweeners after last week's LOLfest, which will hopefully feature more exchanges like this:

Jay: ‘Morning benders, jump in the minge mobile.’
Will: ‘Strange thing to call your mum’s car.’