Interview outtakes #1

Sometimes we interview semi-famous people (read F-list slebz). Often they say stupid/hilarious things unfit for print. Here's the first one in what will probably be a long line of many...

"My alter ego Cindi is an android and I’m a human so we’re very different. She’s very special because not only is she an android and she’s gone through a lot of discrimination, but she was chosen to be the Arch Android which is very similar to the Arch Angel in the Bible....or Neo from The Matrix."- Janelle Monae, singer.

(N.B. She also turned up 45 minutes late and wore sunglasses throughout the WHOLE FUCKING INTERVIEW. What a ball bag.)