Not exactly 'gracing' the cover of British Vogue, Cheryl Cole (Tweedy, whatevs), Alexandra Shulman has made this monstrosity the October cover. Plastic face, bad hair (are those pigtails??) and shitty flowers poached from the local Shell garage - all contribute to making the usually stunning Cheryl (big fans, big fans) look like a scary ten year old holding a funeral for a dead hamster in her bedroom. And most baffling of all? Dermarchelier shot this.
